

Mascots
Grimsby Town’s Mighty Mariner ‘Entertains’ Pitch Side
By: Nick |Mascot shenanigans just fail to get old for some peculiar reason…
Mascots of Local Rivals Boston United and Lincoln City Square Off
By: Nick |Nothing symbolizes a good local rivalry like men in ridiculous furry costumes clowning around…
Grimsby Town’s ‘Mighty Mariner’ Mascot Stops for a Pint on the Way to Macclesfield
By: Nick |Men in fuzzy mascot costumes are sure to get thirsty after all…
The Man Behind the Mascot — Grimsby Town’s ‘Mighty Mariner’ Enjoys a Visit to Notts County
By: Nick |You know — his nose does unfortunately resemble a big penis…
More Football League Mascot Mild Amusement — Meet Southend United’s ‘Sammy the Shrimp’. Post Courtesy of the International Break
By: Nick | This shrimp just seems way too happy. Suspiciously like a person in a fuzzy shrimp suit on a serious LSD trip.
For some inexplicable reason, ‘Sammy’ lacks his own Wikipedia entry — so there’s not much information out there for me to steal, err, inform you, my dear readers with.
The resort of Southend is by […]
It’s Football League Mascot Time! (Blame the International Break) — Meet Sheffield Wednesday’s Barney the Owl
By: Nick | Nothing says quiet news week like a post about a team mascot. Then again, nothing says ‘football’ like the sight of a person in a ridiculous furry animal suit wandering around a stadium giving kids high fives. Am I right?
So let me introduce Barney the Owl - who when not strutting his stuff around […]






