Former Portsmouth Owner Goes Berserk as Statue of Southampton Strangely Resembles Him

Don’t Football Club owners always look a bit rubbish and divide public opinion? Think Malcolm Glazer and his ‘gnome-esque’ beard…

Fans in Portsmouth are celebrating today as hated neighbors Southampton have unveiled a statue to club legend Ted Bates that bears an uncanny resemblance to their own legend Milan Mandaric.

With fans of both clubs hardly being the best of friends – this unfortunate situation for Southampton fans is sure to provide plenty of hilarity for Portsmouth fans. I’m pretty sure a Pompey resident made the short drive Southeast to place a scarf around the statue.

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